Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am so excited that Kelly of This Ain’t the Lyceum is the new hostess-with-the-mostess for 7QT! She’s one of those folks whose blog I follow and who makes me feel like she’s my smarter-and-funnier-than-me little sister, only she doesn’t know that we’re related, and if I were to fangirl on her in person, it would be one of those awkward things where the police might get involved, and so on and so on.
I am grateful to Jennifer F. for hosting 7QT for so many moons, and I wish her much continued success in the world of memoir-writing and radio-hosting-in-her-living-room and otherwise becoming a real live celebrity. Though I’m sure she’ll miss us now that she’s broken it off with us…
… but somehow I’m sure the ONEHUNDREDMEEELIONDOLLARS that she’s undoubtedly making in the world of Catholic culture will be a balm to her heartbroken soul over losing us to Kelly.
Ahem. And now, back to my 7QT. Things are a kind of busy around here that we don’t often suffer. Pft. Who am I kidding? We’re usually this kind of busy. But I have an ebook coming out on Holy Family Sunday and am doing a reverse-blog tour (interviewing people here at my place) to share the joy of “Working Mother,” and we’re still homeschooling and trying to Advent and thinking about Christmas… you know how it goes. Anyway. Anyway. What was I saying? Oh, yes. 7QT. I’m about to put the Quick in that Q there.
On my personal FB page, I often, sometimes several times a day, post the funny, awkward, and COMPLETELY BIZARRE things that come out of the mouth of Second Shift of Kid, age 4. The fabulous Amy M. Bennett commented on one, “You never run out of story prompts, do you?” I responded, “Second Shift of Kid is a walking, squawking story prompt.” And to put that to the test, I bring you a 7QT made up entirely of Second Shift Story Prompt Lines.
“Raccoons have terrible ideas.”
“Can you watch my baby while I’m gone? If she starts crying, don’t call me, okay?”
“Christmas is even the worst time to go butterfly-catching.”
“I don’t think spiders have necks, but cats definitely do.”
“Mommy, I’m writing a book that you can read!”
How exciting! What’s it about?
“I don’t know. I can’t read yet. You’ll have to read it to me.”
“Cats don’t get sunburn.”
“You can’t be real if you never go to the bathroom.”
Feeling inspired? You should be. I know I am. Feel free to comment with your responses to said story prompts.
I wish we were bears. Then no bears would eat us.
I love that kid! She is one in a million. Thanks for sharing her story prompts, and for saving my Meatless-Friday bacon too!
Meatless Friday Bacon. I see what you did there.
Haha!! My first stop-in at your blog, but I think it won’t be the last….
Well, thanks! Do stop back sometime!
She is TOO much. I can’t wait till she gets writing or reading, or catching butterflies at Christmastime, because THAT’s a tough one. xo
Well, we could try Australia, if it weren’t for the whole no money thing.
OMGosh, that’s HILARIOUS!
And why aren’t we FB friends yet? We need to rectify that. 🙂
I’m on it!
Christine, I can witness that this child is as funny in real life as she is on the blog. When we had lunch together in Philly this summer, she told me all about her imaginary high school. I was all for it until I learned that there was no coffee there.
Maybe we can all meet up sometime. I hate to say it, but there may be a funeral happening in Toms River sometime soon. 😦 Besides, the Jersey Shore is a great place to spend a weekend, anyway. Or a childhood.
I spend a lot of time wondering how to prevent a bear from eating me. Now, I know.
Glad to be of service, then!