That kind of headline seems to work for getting people to watch goofy videos.  Maybe it will get you to think about attending the Catholic Writers Guild Conference Live.  

The Catholic Writers Conference will be July 30-August 1, 2014  at the Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center and Hotel, in conjunction with the Catholic Marketing Network Trade Show.

This year’s conference will be focused on “Perseverance.” How do we continue to write our faith through the tough times? How do we run that race as our Lord asks? Our conference allows you to connect personally with Catholic publishers and retailers, to learn more about the art, show your work, learn the craft and network. 

This year we are hosting:
•workshops on marketing and writing
•presentations on marketing and selling your work
•in-person pitch sessions
•group critique sessions
•national CWG Members meeting (guests welcome, of course)

Time is running out, so get thee to a registration page!